Greetings friends, foes and lovers of the muses 9
enchanted guests of the unexpected and divine,
our Thursday show is pressing near
and we would love for you to hear
our songs and Acts all Intertwine.

An evening of apples and laughter awaits
from 9 til midnight right here in kensington gates,
you will be greeted cordially at the Door
of 303 Augusta by the lovely Tammy Man-or

And you will be invited to delight
in all the greatness of our plight,
by taking part in several games
including the changing of your names!

Our acts are varied like the moon
a dancing fork a whistling spoon,
we invite all to come and all to play
and all hearts to mingle in the fray.